spin that wheel
This is a main hub inside of the (humongous) Dubai Mall. And what exactly was I doing in a shopping mall?
In order to avoid the question, allow me to explain today’s post in “Wheel of Fortune” format:
I_TE_G_L_CTIC S_OPPI_G SP_EE
(Pat Sajak) Eli, spin that wheel!
(Eli) I’d like to buy a vowel. “A”
(Pat Sajak) Yes, there are 2 As
I_TE_GALACTIC S_OPPI_G SP_EE
(Eli) hmm, I’d like to solve the puzzle, please. Is it: INTERGALACTIC SHOPPING SPREE?
*extended dramatic silence
(Pat Sajak) YES! Eli, you’re moving on to the bonus round!